May 2012
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
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i like yew
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Reality continues to ruin my life.
– Bill Watterson (via freecocaine)
it’s so weird, some day i feel like nothing in my life could be more perfect, but other days, i’m inconsolable.